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the Sheaf Crossword: December 2019

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Instructions: This is an interactive crossword! Click on any square to start filling out the words. If your answer is correct, the squares will turn red. Click here for the pdf version of the holiday crossword printed on Dec. 5, 2019 – Holiday Issue — J.C. Balicanta Narag/ Copy Editor

Which witch are you?

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1. What’s the first thing you do when you get up in the morning? A. Make coffee or tea. B. Check your horoscope. C. Water your plants. D. You pull a tarot card. E. None of the above. 2. If you could travel, where would you go? A. Anywhere with good food. B. India. C.…

Shit on the Sheaf

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Since 1912, the University of Saskatchewan student newspaper has been a formidable presence across campus as the journalistic voice for the student body.  As the years have come and gone, so too has the perceived quality of the Sheaf. Nowadays, students are paying $8.88 each term for the Sheaf,yet few students would consider going out…

Still undecided? This quiz will guide you through the elections

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Your favourite high school class: A. History B. Physical education C. English D. Science E. Detention What colour of shirt are you wearing? A. Black B. I’m not wearing a shirt with my six-pack C. Tie-dye D. Green E. Plaid Do A. Re B. Mi C. Fa D. So E. La Pick a holiday destination:…

Horoscopes: October 2019

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Aries: March 21 – April 20 Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door! Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”  The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe Taurus: April 21 – May 20 It is true, we shall be monsters, cut off from all the world; but on that account we…

Should you participate in cuffing season?

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Have you recently acquired any pets to deal with your loneliness?  A.  Yes, I recently adopted two feral cats and am attempting to domesticate them. B.  I am definitely emotionally dependent on my 17-year-old dog whom I would be verklempt and distraught without.  C.  Alas, my childhood pet was recently put down and I am…

Horoscopes: Bathrooms and buildings edition

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Aries: March 21 – April 20 On the second floor of Place Riel, outside the University of Saskatchewan Students’ Union offices, awaits a solitary bathroom sanctuary. #CryCloset Taurus: April 21 – May 20 Memorial Union Building bathrooms around the corner from the Sheaf office. If you like free tampons and the smell of freshly-smoked weed,…

Back to School Bingo

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Back to School Bingo instructions: Complete one horizontal, diagonal or vertical line of this bingo card, and submit it to us with your contact information for a chance to win Sheaf swag! You can submit your completed card in one of four ways: 1. Post a photo of your completed card to Instagram and tag…

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