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Horoscopes: October 2019

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Aries: March 21 – April 20 Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door! Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”  The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe Taurus: April 21 – May 20 It is true, we shall be monsters, cut off from all the world; but on that account we…

Should you participate in cuffing season?

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Have you recently acquired any pets to deal with your loneliness?  A.  Yes, I recently adopted two feral cats and am attempting to domesticate them. B.  I am definitely emotionally dependent on my 17-year-old dog whom I would be verklempt and distraught without.  C.  Alas, my childhood pet was recently put down and I am…

Horoscopes: Bathrooms and buildings edition

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Aries: March 21 – April 20 On the second floor of Place Riel, outside the University of Saskatchewan Students’ Union offices, awaits a solitary bathroom sanctuary. #CryCloset Taurus: April 21 – May 20 Memorial Union Building bathrooms around the corner from the Sheaf office. If you like free tampons and the smell of freshly-smoked weed,…

Back to School Bingo

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Back to School Bingo instructions: Complete one horizontal, diagonal or vertical line of this bingo card, and submit it to us with your contact information for a chance to win Sheaf swag! You can submit your completed card in one of four ways: 1. Post a photo of your completed card to Instagram and tag…

Call Me By Your Name Soundtrack by Luca Guadagnio

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Call Me By Your Name: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack is the musical counterpart for Oscar-award winning movie Call Me By Your Name. The soundtrack varies from the intricate piano of John Adams’ “Hallelujah Junction – 1st Movement” to Sufjan Stevens’ soft, heavy-hearted love songs. The music takes the listener on an emotional journey. One of…

Quiz: Which apocalyptic event are you?

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You turn on the news and see that the end of the world has begun. Where is the first place you go? A. Costco. Endless hotdogs and reasonably priced socks. B. Walmart to stock up on reusable straws. Maybe it’s not too late to save the world (and the turtles). C. Drive north and die…

Horoscopes: May 9th

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Aries: March 21 – April 20 Is that smoke from a spring bbq or is your life going up in flames? Taurus: April 21 – May 20 Take life by the horns or get gored. I don’t really know what to tell you. Gemini: May 21 – June 20 Whatever you do, don’t look behind you. Don’t say I never warned…

Poetry By Amanda Slinger

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Haiku #1 A peacock feather Shining iridescent hues Golds, greens, blacks and blues. Haiku #2 A golden sun sinks All clouds have fuchsia linings Orange: sky on fire

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