1. What’s the first thing you do when you get up in the morning? A. Make coffee or tea. B. Check your horoscope. C. Water your plants. D. You pull a tarot card. E. None of the above. 2. If you could travel, where would you go? A. Anywhere with good food. B. India. C.…
Since 1912, the University of Saskatchewan student newspaper has been a formidable presence across campus as the journalistic voice for the student body. As the years have come and gone, so too has the perceived quality of the Sheaf. Nowadays, students are paying $8.88 each term for the Sheaf,yet few students would consider going out…
Your favourite high school class: A. History B. Physical education C. English D. Science E. Detention What colour of shirt are you wearing? A. Black B. I’m not wearing a shirt with my six-pack C. Tie-dye D. Green E. Plaid Do A. Re B. Mi C. Fa D. So E. La Pick a holiday destination:…
Aries: March 21 – April 20 Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door! Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.” The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe Taurus: April 21 – May 20 It is true, we shall be monsters, cut off from all the world; but on that account we…
Have you recently acquired any pets to deal with your loneliness? A. Yes, I recently adopted two feral cats and am attempting to domesticate them. B. I am definitely emotionally dependent on my 17-year-old dog whom I would be verklempt and distraught without. C. Alas, my childhood pet was recently put down and I am…
Aries: March 21 – April 20 On the second floor of Place Riel, outside the University of Saskatchewan Students’ Union offices, awaits a solitary bathroom sanctuary. #CryCloset Taurus: April 21 – May 20 Memorial Union Building bathrooms around the corner from the Sheaf office. If you like free tampons and the smell of freshly-smoked weed,…
Found in the first issue of the 92nd volume of the Sheaf published on Sep. 7, 2000
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Call Me By Your Name: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack is the musical counterpart for Oscar-award winning movie Call Me By Your Name. The soundtrack varies from the intricate piano of John Adams’ “Hallelujah Junction – 1st Movement” to Sufjan Stevens’ soft, heavy-hearted love songs. The music takes the listener on an emotional journey. One of…
You turn on the news and see that the end of the world has begun. Where is the first place you go? A. Costco. Endless hotdogs and reasonably priced socks. B. Walmart to stock up on reusable straws. Maybe it’s not too late to save the world (and the turtles). C. Drive north and die…