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Horoscopes – April 2018

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Aries: Try not to hold any more grudges — especially against yourself.

Taurus: “Sweet Caroline (bah, bah, bah)”

Gemini: You might consider applying for a summer job in a remote location, or you might not.

Cancer: It’s not a good time to try new things in bed.

Leo: The sun’s alignment with the Earth favours you to take a leap of faith this month. Finals? Might as well wing it.

Virgo: You were feeling scattered last month and probably downloaded several time-management and scheduling apps. Just pick one and stick with it.

Libra: The ones you love will always let you down.

Scorpio: You will be visited by three estranged ex-lovers.

Sagittarius: You’ve got a short temper, so you might as well own it. For the next few weeks, there are many minor inconveniences and petty grievances in store for you.

Capricorn: Although new hobbies seem attractive right now, don’t forget about all the other projects that you abandoned upon initiation.

Aquarius: You shouldn’t pay someone to write your term papers for you.

Pisces: Procrastination is a thief of time.

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  • Todd

    It feels a little embarrassing for a university newspaper to have a horoscope section…

    • Em

      sounds like something a taurus would say

  • Pierre Du Plessis

    This advice is really unhelpful.

    • Em

      mhm, this advice is just one of the minor inconveniences you’ll face this april, you sagittarius you

    • Pierre Du Plessis

      I’m a Virgo…

    • Em

      well darn

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