Aries: Try not to hold any more grudges — especially against yourself.
Taurus: “Sweet Caroline (bah, bah, bah)”
Gemini: You might consider applying for a summer job in a remote location, or you might not.
Cancer: It’s not a good time to try new things in bed.
Leo: The sun’s alignment with the Earth favours you to take a leap of faith this month. Finals? Might as well wing it.
Virgo: You were feeling scattered last month and probably downloaded several time-management and scheduling apps. Just pick one and stick with it.
Libra: The ones you love will always let you down.
Scorpio: You will be visited by three estranged ex-lovers.
Sagittarius: You’ve got a short temper, so you might as well own it. For the next few weeks, there are many minor inconveniences and petty grievances in store for you.
Capricorn: Although new hobbies seem attractive right now, don’t forget about all the other projects that you abandoned upon initiation.
Aquarius: You shouldn’t pay someone to write your term papers for you.
Pisces: Procrastination is a thief of time.