Collected data shows that more than 90 per cent of the sad-boy population attending the U of S is choosing to rent subterranean spaces.
A look back at 2017's best photos.
Highlights from the previous year!
Impaired driving: Theft from Thorvaldson: Banned from residence: Backpack found: Possible Snapchat misconduct: Injection needle found: *Briefs provided by Protective Services.
A couple of young lovers are now arguing that U of S Protective Services acted without cause.
Is the water-bottle-filling station on the ground floor of the Murray Library fully self-actualized?
Thefts: Fights outside residence: *Briefs provided by Protective Services.
“I just really thought I had this one, you know. It’s unfair that there are so many expectations on students that we can’t even, like, let loose sometimes.”
Credit card fraud: