Horoscopes: January 31, 2019

By in Distractions

Aries: March 21 – April 20 Keeping you up / I was the love on top / Cherry or not, you’re a lonely fuck / Hungry for a lover, but lonely with another / Watch me pass up another offer. St. South – Lover

Taurus: April 21 – May 20 You were supposed to be here before the last song / You were supposed to bring me your brother’s weed / You were suppose to walk me home from the river, man / This is heartbreaking, heartbreaking, heartbreaking. EL VY – Need a Friend

Gemini: May 21 – June 20 Show I can cough, I can choke / On this kind of smoke / Off went the switch / Love is soft / Love’s a fucking bitch. Karen O – Rapt

Cancer: June 21 – July 22 Love is just an institution based on human frailty / What’s your paradise gotta do with Adam and Eve? / Maybe love is just an economy based on resource scarcity / What I fail to see is what that’s gotta do with you and me. Father John Misty – Holy Shit

Leo: July 23 – Aug. 22 Drink up, baby / Look at the stars / I’ll kiss you again, between the bars / Where I’m seeing you there, with your hands in the air / Waiting to finally be caught. Elliot Smith – Between the Bars

Virgo: Aug. 23 – Sept. 22 We said we’d never let anyone in / We said we’d only die of lonely secrets / The system only dreams in total darkness / Why are you hiding from me? The National – The system only dreams in total darkness

Libra: Sept. 23 – Oct. 22 We were drunk once / It’s not like we were some dream combination / We were made as friends / I guess attention spans are lessening / It’s a lesson in humans using machines to show their feelings. Ex Re – Crushing

Scorpio: Oct. 23 – Nov. 21 You’ve been wasting my time, honey / I’ve been wasting your life, baby / We could sit and talk / And I’ll pretend that I give a fuck. Laurel – Adored

Sagittarius: Nov. 22 – Dec. 21 We could still be having some sweet memories / This heart still beats for you / Why can’t you see? / Shut up, kiss me / Hold me tight / Shut up, kiss me / Hold me tight / Stop your crying / It’s alright. Angel Olson – Shut up Kiss me

Capricorn: Dec. 22 – Jan. 19 Should I let myself be torn in two? / And will you give in to that side of you? / We get so tired and lonely / We need a human touch / Don’t wanna give ourselves away too much / Touch. July talk – Touch

Aquarius: Jan. 20 – Feb. 18 And the talking leads to touching / And the touching leads to sex / And then there is no mystery left / And it’s bad news / I don’t blame you / I do the same thing / I get lonely, too. Rilo Kiley – Portions for foxes

Pisces: Feb. 19 – March 20 And we fall through empty corridors / And we talk in our useless metaphors / Only ’cause we’re lonely Ben Howard – Empty Corridors