Aries: March 21 – April 20
You will be tested physically as penance for your pizza-based diet in October.
Taurus: April 21 – May 20
Swiped away are all of your worries this month. It’s a trick, though — you’re actually just compartmentalizing subconsciously.
Gemini: May 21 – June 20
Right and wrong are usually easy for you to identify, but until the end of Scorpio season, you’ll have a harder time reading the cues of your moral compass.
Cancer: June 21 – July 22
And when all is said and done, at least you can be proud to be one of the first 1000 to have liked Ariana’s chart-topping subtweet.
Leo: July 23 – Aug. 22
Then is now — seize the opportunity to correct your past mistakes and grovel to the marker of your last midterm.
Virgo: Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
Left turns are a no-go for you in all hallways and stairwells this month.
Libra: Sept. 23 – Oct. 22
“Me time” is only reserved for the people who get their shit done eventually.
Scorpio: Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
On Nov. 22, the full moon marking the end of your season will be a cleansing one — it’s time to wash those cups on the floor of your bedroom.
Sagittarius: Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
Read into things with extra zeal this month — surely you can drum up some controversy with what has been left unsaid.
Capricorn: Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
Seriously critique your methods of self-care as the winter sets in — you don’t want to be left defenceless.
Aquarius: Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
What’s even the point anymore, honestly?
Pisces: Feb. 19 – March 20
Give somebody a chance to carry your emotional baggage for a day or two, either to offer a friend some new perspective or to deceptively crush an enemy.