Fake news highlights of 2017

By The Sheaf — January 8, 2018 — in Distractions

Discarded left glove reflects on last two years in Arts Tunnel
Local man likes hearing himself speak
Student lost in Engineering Building during spring finals found after 28 days
Curd conspiracy: Welcome Week food truck leaves students with “more indigestion than usual”
The Sheaf ranks best campus washrooms to dump in if you’re shy
Local girl mooches Netflix subscription alongside 54 others, sets national record
New study finds 95 per cent of Saskatoon queer community has already dated each other
Petition for funding: U of S denies College of Taxidermy despite public outrage
“Bat-Roach” discovered in Seager Wheeler residence
USSU votes for reduced fees for mole people in Annual General Meeting
Physiology and pharmacology student says Ag Night changed her life
Roommate unsure whether or not peanut butter is a communal condiment

Fake News

Andrew Sproule on Opinions | There’s more to the Joe Rogan and Spotify issue than what meets the eye: “I think an important thing to consider is why does Joe Rogan have 11-14 million views per episode? I think…”
Guest on Banning books: Reading into the dystopia we are writing ourselves: ““Even more so, what is morally wrong to me may be morally right to someone else.” Well if that’s the…”
Guest on Menstruation REDefined and Visual Arts Students Union host art exhibit with aim to destigmatize menstruation: “So you censor the people you quoted (they no doubt had the W-word in them), but then use the forbidden…”
F'em on Hermione Granger and Viktor Krum: Precious or predatory?: “dude she 15 he 18. Thats just yuck…fact you see nothing wrong here is disgusting”
Guest on Opinions | Simply put, the minimum wage in Saskatchewan is not enough: “I agree. I hate having to interact with a human being when I go to the grocery store. We need…”