THE UNIVERSITY OF SASKATCHEWAN’S MAIN CAMPUS IS SITUATED ON TREATY 6 TERRITORY AND THE HOMELAND OF THE MÉTIS.

THE UNIVERSITY OF SASKATCHEWAN’S MAIN CAMPUS IS SITUATED ON TREATY 6 TERRITORY AND THE HOMELAND OF THE MÉTIS.

Fake News

  • By March 8, 2017

    While area English major Ansel MacPherson always wanted to study accounting, he was moved to switch after a profound experience reading a poem on the wall of an Edwards School of Business bathroom stall.

  • Fake News: Area roommate catches up on Better Call Saul

    By February 22, 2017

    While many foolish students got sucked into expensive dinners and screenings of Fifty Shades Darker, second-year English major Mark Hazelsteven took Valentine’s Day as an opportunity to get some stuff off his Netflix queue.

  • Fake News: Defying odds, sex remains popular

    By February 18, 2017

    While initially written-off as a fleeting fad, the pastime of having sex remains trendy among young people.

  • Fake News: Agriculture students suck shit, warns engineering department study

    By February 5, 2017

    A groundbreaking new study from the University of Saskatchewan College of Engineering shows that the College of Agriculture and Bioresources is for a bunch of dumb, stupid morons.

  • Fake News: Justin Trudeau hospitalized after dining at U of S

    By February 4, 2017

    Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is in critical condition after eating a light dinner at an undisclosed University of Saskatchewan restaurant during a Jan. 25 visit to campus.

  • Fake News: USSU to just keep all your money instead

    By January 25, 2017

    In a highly uncontested vote, the University of Saskatchewan Students’ Union and members of Students’ Council voted on Jan. 18 to just hold on to all your money instead of spending it on dumb services no one uses.

  • Fake News: Quaker Oats purchases the Sheaf

    By January 18, 2017

    In what can only be described as a historic moment, PepsiCo officially announced on Jan. 9 that it is the new parent company of the Sheaf through its subsidiary company of Quaker Oats.

  • Fake News: “Time to get back to the grind” says guy who plays Pac-Man during entire class

    By January 12, 2017

    With a new semester dawning, University of Saskatchewan students are getting ready to settle back into the old familiar routine of school life.