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Horoscopes: October 2019

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Aries: March 21 – April 20

Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door! Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.” 

The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe

Taurus: April 21 – May 20

It is true, we shall be monsters, cut off from all the world; but on that account we shall be more attached to one another.

Frankenstein by Marry Shelley

Gemini: May 21 – June 20

Loneliness will sit over our roofs with brooding wings.

Dracula by Bram Stoker

CancerJune 21 – July 22

It’s the proper morning to fly into Hell.

The Crucible by Arthur Miller

Leo: July 23 – Aug. 22

We all go a little mad sometimes.

Psycho by Alfred Hitchcock

Virgo: Aug. 23 – Sept. 22

This inhuman place makes human monsters.

The Shining by Stephen King

Libra: Sept. 23 – Oct. 22

Death has come to your little town, Sheriff.

Halloween by John Carpenter

Scorpio: Oct. 23 – Nov. 21

Did ye make some unholy bond with that goat?

The Witch by Robert Eggers

Sagittarius: Nov. 22 – Dec. 21

I’m an insect who dreamt he was a man.

The Fly by David Cronenberg

Capricorn: Dec. 22 – Jan. 19

Depending upon one another’s hearts, ye had still hoped that virtue were not all a dream! Now are ye undeceived! Evil is the nature of mankind.

Young Goodman Brown by Nathaniel Hawthorne

Aquarius: Jan. 20 – Feb. 18

No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality.

The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson

Pisces: Feb. 19 – March 20

Ere the bat hath flown/His cloistered flight, ere to black Hecate’s summons/The shard-borne beetle with his drowsy hums/Hath rung night’s yawning peal, there shall be done/A deed of dreadful note.

Macbeth by William Shakespeare

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