Aries: If you’re itching to learn something new, try the marimba.

Taurus: It’s easy to feel like you’re always in the way.

Gemini: When you’re walking down an icy street, try not to think about how you are not as brave now as you were when you were younger.

Cancer:  Don’t be fooled by those who moved to Montreal and then came back.

Leo: The club’s going up, and it’s leaving you behind.

Virgo: Everyone’s greatest weakness is time management, but this is especially true for you while the moon is in its waxing phase — but only every other lunar cycle, so you’re in the clear this month.

Libra: Should you find yourself in a quarry — for Pete’s sake, get out.

Scorpio: When you hear a whisper in the wind, does it tell you your greatest desire?

Sagittarius: More like sad-gittarius, am I right?

Capricorn: Don’t put that headstrong attitude away just yet — you might have been feeling unsteady lately, but there’s big change in store if you’re confident.

Aquarius: If the sun is in your fifth house and Mercury is in your fourth, honey, you’ve had a rough week.

Pisces: There’s a blue moon on March 31, but you’ll be feeling anything but a rarity. To avoid blending into the crowd, try a colourful hat.