Come on down to the police station! We’ve got all things good. Our signature spicy deodorant will keep you fresh — it smells so great you’ll be tearing up from joy! If you need some quiet time to yourself, we have plenty of rooms in which you can be alone. And, our fun friendship bracelets will make you so happy you’ll say, “My arms have been behind my back so long that it feels like they’re going to fall off!” This meme is very similar to starter-pack memes and is equally dank and analytical. I give this meme 15 inmates in a eight-person holding cell.

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Ahren Klaassen-Wright