Do you dispense the toasty? No, you don’t. You are doing life wrong. Why haven’t you surgically attached yourself to a toaster, huh? You’ll never amount to anything. Do you have six heat settings controlled by an easy-to-use dial? No — you just have poor circulation in your hands. This meme is a surreal meme. It features the face associated with many other surreal memes, as well as vaporwave. I give this meme a very well-done piece of toast, on a scale of bread slice to burnt toast.

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Ahren Klaassen-Wright