Q: I think I might take a summer class. Have you ever taken any? What’s the experience like?

Sugar: Oh they’re great! Think about it, you get to spend like three hours a day away from the hot sun and indoors, listening to a lecture on the Roman empire or Kantian theory. The best part is you don’t have to worry about your big scary midterm because you have one everyday!

Spice: They’re like watching flies fuck. If you want my advice, there’s only one way to spend your summer: living back at home and fighting with your dad.

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