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Sugar & Spice advice column: March 10, 2016 Edition

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Q: I want to run to be on the University of Saskatchewan Students’ Union, but I don’t know if I have a chance. Nobody knows me and I’ve got no experience with University Students’ Council. Would anyone ever vote for an outsider like me? — Wilton

Sugar: Wilton, I’m sure you’re being too hard about yourself. They would definitely benefit by having you on board. If you ask me who should be on the USSU, I say you, yes yes, you.

Spice: Personally, I don’t think they would, because that would mean students voted in USSU elections in the first place.

Q: How do you stop masturbating all the time? — Jim

Sugar: Hmm. That’s hard. You’ve certainly got me stroking my chin. But I believe if you get a firm grasp of your struggle you can beat off your addiction in no time!

Spice: With complete sincerity, I can’t help you but if you find a solution, I would also love to hear it.


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