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Sugar & Spice advice column: September 24, 2015 edition

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Q: My feet smell terrible! I’m worried that other people will notice. What can I do? — Will

Sugar: I’m going to get real with you, foot fungus is a serious thing. Have you gone to your local doctor? If they can’t help, my nana uses Gold Bond powder, maybe you should too.

Spice: Maybe try investing in a pair of shoes.

Q: What are some ways to improve my Tinder profile so I can get more matches? I don’t want to look too serious or too casual either. — Sarah

Sugar: Most people go on Tinder to find soulmates who they truly connect with, so try to get a photo that captures both your playful spirit and kind personality.

Spice: Try to get chest cleavage and ass cleavage in the same shot for your profile picture.

Q: I showed up to the first day of my psychology class recently. The professor introduced himself and I realized I used to fuck his daughter back in the day. He acted like he didn’t know me but I don’t know if I buy it or not… What do I do! — Davin

Sugar: Well Davin, the appropriate thing would be to maturely bring up how you used to court his daughter and then express a hope that this won’t have an impact on your future working relationship. After all, we can’t let our romantic pasts get in the way of our academic endeavors, now can we?

Spice: My first instinct is telling me you should nail him too so he doesn’t feel left out.

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