Dear University of Saskatchewan, I’m breaking up with you

I vividly remember the day when I first laid eyes on you. An early summer morning, the sun shining across your sensuous body. Your figure etched dramatically against the prairie landscape. I knew instantly that there was something special about you.

A memo from Dick Cheney

A leaked memo from Dick Cheney reveals the myriad ways in which the Republican party is trying to undermine Barack Obama. Did Obama deflower one or more of the Jonas Brothers? Maybe, maybe not.