What was meant to be a night of attempting the running man dance and watching streamers play Fortnite turned out to be something entirely more depressing when a group of computer science students did a round of shots out of menstrual cups.
Following a series of attempted break-ins believed to be related, beverage bandits beguiled one popular campus coffee business on Wednesday evening.
“I deserve to be taken seriously. I was president of my high school’s SRC,” Parker-Gates said.
“I had forgotten what it was like to really feel things — the winter is dark and hopeless,” Barker said. “I didn’t think I’d make it.”
The Sheaf has not been able to reach Emmitt for comment.
At least nine students have been trapped in the MUB since the main stairwell connecting Louis’ Loft and Louis’ Pub was closed to the public.
Co-ordinators emphasize that participation is valuable, even if you don’t get busy as often as you’d like.
An invite-only audience saw Boston Dynamics present their first sex-robot prototype as part of a cross-country lecture series.
It was the morning of Feb. 5 when Mitchell woke to the sound of clattering pots and pans.
“I am the one who called the Super Blue Blood Moon gathering, but I should have known it would be volatile to mix the signs during that time,” Tuck said.