FAKE NEWS: Student nudists blown away

A long-standing campus student group, already grappling with a difficult year, was forced to postpone their annual slow-pitch game, citing inclement weather.

[Fake News] “Semester going great,” Booze reports

While the term is heating up for many students, academic advisor Lawrence Booze assures the Sheaf that from what he has seen, University of Saskatchewan students are doing a fine and healthy job of handling the stress and rigours of group projects and term papers.

Fake News: Area roommate catches up on Better Call Saul

While many foolish students got sucked into expensive dinners and screenings of Fifty Shades Darker, second-year English major Mark Hazelsteven took Valentine’s Day as an opportunity to get some stuff off his Netflix queue.