Blake Järvinen – Mole Person Correspondent
PYTHON WING, SEC B56 — A small fire broke out in the second-level food-storage cave on the evening of Sept. 19. Officials have not yet found evidence of foul play, but many speculate that the incident was an act of arson staged by a rebel group aiming to overthrow the rule of the Mole King. Disenchanted members of the University of Saskatchewan Socialist Students’ Association arrived in the Mole Kingdom last winter, after their action above ground didn’t really amount to anything. Branding themselves now as the Socialist Mole Society, they have been hosting regular public meetings to facilitate conversations about the Loamson monarchy and its so-called tyrannical reign. Support for their cause is mounting. Royal officers ask that anyone with information about this incident please come forward.