Q: I’m feeling so unprepared to be out of university. Where did the last six years go? What was I thinking getting an English degree? — Bridget

Sugar: Oh deary, it’s going to be okay! There are plenty of jobs for English majors. You can work in a bookstore, or write books, or be a librarian or an alcoholic. There’s plenty of opportunities — the world is your oyster!

Spice: I’m kind of insulted that you’d suggest you’re more screwed than any of the rest of us. At least a degree in English raises your base-level literacy. I mean come one, I majored kinesiology. I’m so sick of you arts students acting like you’re the only unemployable ones.

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