t’s award season and here at the Sheaf, we know sitting through Oscar bait can get a bit tiresome. So we’ve devised some drinking games to help you get through the monotony.
The Revenant: take a drink every time Tom Hardy says something unintelligible. Finish your drink if at any point you can comprehend his guttural grumblings.
Mad Max: Fury Road: take a drink every time you remember that this blockbuster thrill ride is in direct competition with Room for several awards.
The Martian: take a drink every time you feel like you care more than Matt Damon does.
Brooklyn: finish your drink when you notice you’re the only person in the entire theatre.
Spotlight: take a drink whenever you thank your lucky stars you were raised Protestant.